so back in like sophmore year when i got really into the artemis fowl books, i was reading them before bedtime and when i fell asleep i dreamt that artemis and butler had swapped bodies and also voices so there was the huge hulking butler acting all prim and posh in artemis’s pre-pubescent male voice and then thin and rich little artemis’s body acting all tense and alert and cool with butlers intense voice and i have no idea why i didnt just wake up and burst out laughing

and the whole dream was them drinking tea like that

mr swanson

wastrell:

You know you watch too much tv before bed when you actually DREAM about the tv characters.

knightscrest:

2 birds of prey were talking when one saw a rodent it wanted to eat. it swooped down but completely missed and landed headfirst in the ground. it was, in a word…

hawkward

theflintlocksofzillyhau:

undeadcupcake:

how the hell did he say <3 out loud

i think he would probably be the kind of person to say “less than 3”

theflintlocksofzillyhau:

undeadcupcake:

how the hell did he say <3 out loud

i think he would probably be the kind of person to say “less than 3”

latulapyrope:

zoomer-zlorpuff:

wwonderful:

latulapyrope:

humanstuck au where sollux and aradia are voted best couple every year in highschool

even after aradia dies in a car accident in their junior year

i hate you

I’m sorry but:

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why did you do the thing

her-carcass-reanimates:

rotten-fruit-and-perfect-aim:

starvingfartist:

i knew you were trouble when you walked in

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now im lion on the cold hard ground

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WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

RUNNING ROUND LEAVING SCARS

jumpingjacktrash:

library-of-a-madman:

This is Link’s favorite soup, and pretty much the best consumable in the game because it heals both your life and magic bars and doubles Link’s attack power. Goes to show, even in the enigmatic world of Hyrule, there’s nothing like your Grandma’s cooking! 
 
Ingredients:1lb Yellow Squash, chopped6 tbsp Butter2 Turnips, peeled and chopped2 Carrots, chopped1/4 Cup Cauliflower, chopped1 medium Yellow Onion, chopped4 tbs. Lemon Juice4 Cups Chicken Broth (or Veggie Broth if vegetarian)3 Garlic Cloves, minced or chopped fine1 Yellow Chile, de-seeded and chopped (optional)Salt and Pepper to tasteChives or Green Onions, chopped fineDirections:Melt the butter in a large pot over medium-low heat, cook the yellow onion and garlic until softened, around 8-10 minutes. Add the squash, carrots, cauliflower, turnip, lemon juice, chile (if using) and half of the broth and bring to a boil. Reduce heat, then simmer, until vegetables are very tender, about 20 minutes. Remove from the heat and let cool for about 10 minutes or until soup won’t burn you. Puree the soup in a blender or food processor until smooth (be careful with hot liquids) and transfer to the cleaned or a new pot. Season with salt and pepper to taste. Simmer on low until you serve, adding more broth until desired consistency. Put in your serving vessel (preferably a corked glass bottle) and add the copped chives or green onions to the surface of the soup for garnish. Drink it with a smile!
 

good grief, this sounds delicious.

jumpingjacktrash:

library-of-a-madman:

This is Link’s favorite soup, and pretty much the best consumable in the game because it heals both your life and magic bars and doubles Link’s attack power. Goes to show, even in the enigmatic world of Hyrule, there’s nothing like your Grandma’s cooking! 

 

Ingredients:

1lb Yellow Squash, chopped

6 tbsp Butter

2 Turnips, peeled and chopped

2 Carrots, chopped

1/4 Cup Cauliflower, chopped

1 medium Yellow Onion, chopped

4 tbs. Lemon Juice

4 Cups Chicken Broth (or Veggie Broth if vegetarian)

3 Garlic Cloves, minced or chopped fine

1 Yellow Chile, de-seeded and chopped (optional)

Salt and Pepper to taste

Chives or Green Onions, chopped fine


Directions:
Melt the butter in a large pot over medium-low heat, cook the yellow onion and garlic until softened, around 8-10 minutes. Add the squash, carrots, cauliflower, turnip, lemon juice, chile (if using) and half of the broth and bring to a boil. Reduce heat, then simmer, until vegetables are very tender, about 20 minutes. Remove from the heat and let cool for about 10 minutes or until soup won’t burn you. Puree the soup in a blender or food processor until smooth (be careful with hot liquids) and transfer to the cleaned or a new pot. Season with salt and pepper to taste. Simmer on low until you serve, adding more broth until desired consistency. Put in your serving vessel (preferably a corked glass bottle) and add the copped chives or green onions to the surface of the soup for garnish. Drink it with a smile!

 

good grief, this sounds delicious.

enchantedsketchbook:

What a pretty little fish

enchantedsketchbook:

What a pretty little fish

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

some poachers caught a bald eagle but couldnt do anything w it bc it was sick

it was ill eagle

hey hannibals i made a hannibal inspired tea blend for abigail hobbs

check it out it here

its earl grey lavendar mixed with summer rose and cream, and accented with orange peel and rose petals

k0nataizumi:

HEY YOU! READ THIS!

I have this dumb little box I never got to use for anything!!

If you REBLOG this before June 21st I’ll write your url on a slip of paper and starting on June 22nd I’ll chose one url each day and send you a random Homestuck quote!

School is practically over and you have no idea how bored I am,  so reblog reblog reblog because I REALLY need something to do!!

k0nataizumi:

HEY YOU! READ THIS!

I have this dumb little box I never got to use for anything!!

If you REBLOG this before June 21st I’ll write your url on a slip of paper and starting on June 22nd I’ll chose one url each day and send you a random Homestuck quote!

School is practically over and you have no idea how bored I am, so reblog reblog reblog because I REALLY need something to do!!

adriofthedead:

nintendonut1:

guillaumeemmanueldehomemchristo:

the saga of the anon that really didn’t want me to be ryan gosling

i watched this unfold it was the funniest fuckin thing

oh my FUCKING GOD

erichu:

In my dream couple of nights ago haha

erichu:

In my dream couple of nights ago haha